ah okay i can finally post my HSO entry!!! this was for team Gamzee♥Karkat and the theme that round was “canon”, and I had actually plotted this out before the shooshpap incident, so… take it with a grain of salt :3c The first part is extracted from one of their first conversations uwu
CG: I WONDER WHAT KIND OF SHITTY THING I DID TO DESERVE SUCH AN AWFUL BEST FRIEND.
CG: OR MAYBE WHAT TERRIBLE THING I’M GOING TO DO AND GET PUNISHED FOR IN ADVANCE.
CG: MAYBE I’M JUST LIKE PREEMPTIVELY THE WORST FUCKING PIECE OF TRASH WHO EVER LIVED AND DON’T EVEN KNOW IT YET, BUT HEY LOOK, YOUR FRIENDSHIP IS EXHIBIT A I GUESS.
TC: It’S sUcH a BeAuTiFuL tHiNg.
TC: ThIs TrOlL dIsEaSe CaLlEd FrIeNdShIp.
CG: FRIENDSHIP ISN’T A DISEASE SHITSPONGE.
CG: IT’S LIKE…
CG: A MISTAKE.
CG: A BIG JOKE OF NATURE.
TC: iT’s A mIrAcLe.
CG: OH NO, DON’T.
CG: DON’T START WITH THE MIRACLES AGAIN.
TC: Go AhEaD
TC: bEtTeR yOu ThAn AnY oThEr MoThErFuCkEr